The Eurotrash Adventure
Rome · Norwegian Prima · The Mediterranean · London
May 24–June 8, 2027
May 24 · Fly to Rome
Las Vegas to Rome via Chicago. We arrive May 25 with enough time to adjust, wander cobblestones, drink strong coffee, and begin the stretchy-pants era properly.
May 25–27 · Rome
Extra days before the cruise. Hotels and detailed plans are still to come; we’ll share our choices as we make them.
May 27 · Sail Away
Board Norwegian Prima in Civitavecchia and sail away dramatically.
May 27–June 6 · The Mediterranean
- Rome (Civitavecchia), Italy — the official beginning
- Salerno, Italy — Amalfi Coast cliffs and lemon-grove energy
- Livorno, Italy — Tuscany, Florence, art, and wine with lunch
- Villefranche-sur-Mer, France — Riviera cafés and pretending we live here now
- Barcelona, Spain — tapas, late nights, and spontaneous wandering
- Cádiz, Spain — seaside sunsets and dinners that take all evening
- A Coruña, Spain — coastal cafés and heroic amounts of seafood
- Southampton, England — disembarkation and onward to London
June 6–8 · London
Pubs, strolling, birthday toasts, and a proper finale with our favorite humans.
June 8 · Home
Nonstop from London Heathrow to Las Vegas, returning with stories and slightly tighter pants.
Nothing here is mandatory. We’ll share our choices; you do you.
The Grand Scheme
The complete day-by-day operational plan—from the overnight flight to Rome through the reluctant return home. Ship time, tenders, meals, maps, reservations, daily ship paperwork, and all known opportunities for nonsense.