Eurotrash Social Club

Your Papers, Please. Sort Of.

Tell us your travel vibe, drink of choice, delightful quirks, and the title we should probably give you against your better judgment.

Submit early. Creativity may be rewarded; skimping may inspire management edits; last place may involve Malört—the legendary Chicago wormwood liquor best described as the worst liquor you can imagine, filtered through sweaty gym socks, garnished with scorched grapefruit peel, and finished with lingering notes of tire fire and regret.